I would hire this plumber

"area man" (hurrburgring) 04/16/2015 at 11:25 • Filed to: None

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ACESandEIGHTS > area man 04/16/2015 at 11:37

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Maybe he just operates a car and lets the tickets pile up and when they impound he's like: joke's on you, Cincinnati, that shit ain't worth $20.

area man > ACESandEIGHTS 04/16/2015 at 11:38

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That wouldn't surprise me at all. Maybe he has a whole fleet of disposable vehicles.

shop-teacher > area man 04/16/2015 at 11:55

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I think that would be ill-advisable.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > area man 04/16/2015 at 11:55

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>Plumber's crack joke<

Gonemad > area man 04/16/2015 at 13:25

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If you see one of these in Brazil, 90% of the time it belongs to:

-A mason

-A carpenter

-A welder / locksmith / blacksmith

-A plumber

-And if it has a set of stairs on top, it belongs to "an independent telecommunications contractor".

Not a single one of them will have both brake lights working. 50% won't have both headlights working either. And the bodywork will be in worst condition than this one, with lots of rust specially on the mud flap area, faded-to-white or fade-to-bare paint, and not a single panel will be free of kinks / dents. 70% will have those plastic side skirts with a large chunk missing in any side of the car.

But these GM Monza's are nigh indestructable; if their engines don't need to be reconditioned after 20.000 miles, they won't ever break down again.